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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

4 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 |501,835 notes
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kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

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thirstiest:

my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house

thirstiest:

my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house

4 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 |4,384 notes
exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

4 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 |44,412 notes
bobotm-icecold:

adulthoodisokay:

This photo of Shaq with a seal is everything I’ve ever wanted. 

Shaquille O’Seal

bobotm-icecold:

adulthoodisokay:

This photo of Shaq with a seal is everything I’ve ever wanted. 

Shaquille O’Seal

4 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 |116,252 notes
bottomjared:

Title card for season 10!

bottomjared:

Title card for season 10!

4 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 |5,985 notes

drdavidbrinner:

cultofthepigeon:

*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens

oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE

4 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 |83,595 notes

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

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thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

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thatfunnyblog:

Me at work

thatfunnyblog:

Me at work

4 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 |115,787 notes

fwentyonepilots:

You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me

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queenlatifart:

when someone hot reblogs your selfie

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