hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months
my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house
is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know
Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.
congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing job
This photo of Shaq with a seal is everything I’ve ever wanted.
Title card for season 10!
*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens
oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE
So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this
And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and
My mum is the best
Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this
i should not be laughing this hard
Me at work
You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me
when someone hot reblogs your selfie