i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice
When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
*heavy breathing* corey cott
They’re all dorks omg.
This is gold
This was probably the most precious thing ever.
After I got my picture taken with Gaston, this adorable little girl ran up to him and started hugging his legs. Gaston got down closer to her and hugged her tightly. She told him “I love you so much!” and she continued to hug him. This was the only time he broke character and whispered to the little girl that he loved her more. She skipped away happily to the restrooms. When she came out, she ran back and hugged him again before going to her next destination at Disney World.
no one’s sweet as gaston no one’s neat as gaston no one’s as fond of the tiny petite as gaston